My anaconda don’t want none

matthewsagan:

because it ate last month and snakes don’t need to be fed very often since they use external environmental heat sources to regulate their body temperature and can therefore survive on far fewer calories than warm-blooded animals

elisemariesandow:

denmodoom:

elisemariesandow:


DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE DOING YOGA ON THE DEVIL’S REJECTS SET.

I OWN THIS MOVIEEEE

wow there is so much goin on here

This movie was great

absolutely. and people give it a shit wrap just because zombie made it. it’s like bitch, f u. this shit was original. and when you think about it being a sequel and it did as well as it did then dang son. 

elisemariesandow:

denmodoom:

elisemariesandow:

DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE DOING YOGA ON THE DEVIL’S REJECTS SET.

I OWN THIS MOVIEEEE

wow there is so much goin on here

This movie was great

absolutely. and people give it a shit wrap just because zombie made it. it’s like bitch, f u. this shit was original. and when you think about it being a sequel and it did as well as it did then dang son. 

elisemariesandow:


DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE DOING YOGA ON THE DEVIL’S REJECTS SET.

I OWN THIS MOVIEEEE

wow there is so much goin on here

elisemariesandow:

DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE DOING YOGA ON THE DEVIL’S REJECTS SET.

I OWN THIS MOVIEEEE

wow there is so much goin on here

seriousjones:

my favorite thing about this post is how many people are getting mad at it. this was from a show on a Saturday morning block of G-rated television for children meant to make 6-year-olds hate him, in a transparently “I love broccoli and homework” way, and people older than 6 are actually getting defensive about it. gaming culture is amazing

elisemariesandow:

nlrgothbronyncpws:

elisemariesandow:

nlrgothbronyncpws:

elisemariesandow vintagegirlrosexx fankane kanesmirksandfireburns

THE ARMS

I know. I’m melting.

Hnnng
shittycelebritypuns:

seth pizza roll-ins
(requested by the-authoritys-lunatic-ninja)

shittycelebritypuns:

seth pizza roll-ins

(requested by the-authoritys-lunatic-ninja)

my background racoon has a hat!

my background racoon has a hat!

metalonmetalblog:

Kawanabe Kyōsai 1831

metalonmetalblog:

Kawanabe Kyōsai 1831

i finally did it.. i finally broke.. i finally have the network. 

shittycelebritypuns:

sly fieri
Nicki Minaj - Monster Verse
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"After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he may be a little shy’ and so I came in there, and he just sat right up and had this big smile on his face. He started saying ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ and I just started to cry. He saw the tears in my eyes and started doing bits to make me laugh and that just made me cry more."

- Chris Pratt on the best day of his life.